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You might be a redneck

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Post  Guest Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:40 am

If you've ever stood in front of the fridge with the door open and ate potato chips.

If you think the last words to the star spangled banner are "Gentlemen, start you engines"

If you've been married three times but still have the same in-laws.

If You think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

If your state has a law that says even though you get divorced, you are still brother and sister.

If your sister is the third person in you family to have a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

If you hooked up with your current girlfriend after seeing her number on a bathroom wall at a truck stop.

IF the people on "The Jerry Springer show" remind you of your neighbors.


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Post  Guest Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:42 am

ROTFL

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Post  samizgh Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:17 am

ROTFL ROTFL
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Post  clarityfades Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:44 pm

falling off chair la falling off chair la falling off chair la
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Post  JohnnyAngel Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:29 am

If you think the last words to the star spangled banner are "Gentlemen, start you engines"


You mean they're not? What are they then?
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Post  Guest Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:35 pm

luckygirl wrote:
If you think the last words to the star spangled banner are "Gentlemen, start you engines"


You mean they're not? What are they then?


Hey I'm a nascar fan just like you so I was shocked to learn those weren't the end. lol

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Post  JohnnyAngel Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:05 am

Does that make us Rednecks?
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Post  Guest Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:09 am

luckygirl wrote:Does that make us Rednecks?


Why little lady I reckon it just might.

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Post  JohnnyAngel Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:13 am

Well, Gaaawww-leeee! I rightly didn't know.
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Post  Guest Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:40 am

If you were voted most likely to piss on a cop.

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Post  jasefan Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:58 pm

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Post  KegVaughanacoRocks Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:38 pm

The Wicked One wrote:
IF the people on "The Jerry Springer show" remind you of your neighbors.

Wait a minute, my neighbors being psycho rednecks makes me a redneck? I can actually beat that though, there's someone from my hometown who was ON the Jerry Springer show! I've never actually seen it, but that's what I've heard. I believe it, though. That girl was made for Springer!
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Post  Guest Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:51 pm

KMonacoRocks wrote:
The Wicked One wrote:
IF the people on "The Jerry Springer show" remind you of your neighbors.

Wait a minute, my neighbors being psycho rednecks makes me a redneck? I can actually beat that though, there's someone from my hometown who was ON the Jerry Springer show! I've never actually seen it, but that's what I've heard. I believe it, though. That girl was made for Springer!


I can top that I think! My drunk grandfather drove into my house! lol!

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Post  KegVaughanacoRocks Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:05 am

The Wicked One wrote:
KMonacoRocks wrote:
The Wicked One wrote:
IF the people on "The Jerry Springer show" remind you of your neighbors.

Wait a minute, my neighbors being psycho rednecks makes me a redneck? I can actually beat that though, there's someone from my hometown who was ON the Jerry Springer show! I've never actually seen it, but that's what I've heard. I believe it, though. That girl was made for Springer!


I can top that I think! My drunk grandfather drove into my house! lol!

But was he on Springer??!! There's nothing more redneck than Jerry Springer. If she were my relative, I'd say I win, but since blood is thicker than water, I will bow out gracefully and give the win to you.
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