Liz Webber

We should put a can of roach killer in her pussy and fog it up. That might do the trick, but then again, the trick might like it.

Or she'll produce more crumb snatching roaches

what if we put an stick of dynamite in there and light it?

I don't know do you think we can really destroy the pussy from hell

What if we shoot it with a silver bullet?

Light it on fire! They've been burning the rest of Port Charles down left and right, Kelly's, Sonnybucks, even General Hospital, why not Fertile Myrtle's hoohah?

Great idea! A flaming pu$$y

Burn Bitch, burn!

At least she will finally be able to say she has a hot pu$$y

The hottest!

Hey, the bitch should be proud. Like I said, she can finally say it. Cause the rest of the time, it ain't shit. That's why Jason only banged her twice

Can you or anyone tell me how many times he banged Sam?

I have no idea, I don't think I can count that high!

You know, if I were Robin, I'd be worried about all the time that Liz is spending with Patrick, but she probably won't do anything. She only has ONS's when she is married. Maybe she'll switch it up this time and let the guy be the married one.

Liz could be the next Single White Female. She wants everything Robin has, she doesn't even care enough to take care of her own kids.

Of course she's not taking care of her kids, she's too busy playing Robin!

Next, thing you know she will be breastfeeding Emma and trying to poison Robin.

Robin better watch out for that knife Liz is about to stick in her back

It's bound to happen eventually. Liz can't be around a man she isn't married to very long before she has to spread those legs!

I love you haters

We love you too


Liz is just waiting for her chance to pounce, if it belongs to someone else she's on it, probably already sized up Patrick's Johnson

She better stay away from Patrick. Sonny is the only one with good sense not to fuck her nasty ass.

Lizzie the whore has really outdone herself this time. You can practically see her subtext floating all around her skank-ass, man-stealing head. First, she tells Patrick to tell her how he's feeling, then...as soon as he does, tries to pretend she gives a flying fuck about Robin or the Scrubs relationship by telling Patrick, "Oh, you should be sharing your feelings w/ Robin, not me." Bitch, you JUST asked him to confide in you. Then, today, WTF was that shit??

"Oh Patrick, it sucks that you think jason & Robin are fucking." (subtext: I can't believe he's fucking her when he could be fucking me!!)

"Oh Patrick, you noticed Jason can be supportive...SOMETIMES TOO SUPPORTIVE." (subtext: If I can convince you that Jason's been banging Robin on the floor of his PH~like he did me~maybe I can get you to fuck me when you're super upset...after all, it worked in the past.)

"Oh Patrick, thank you for defending my honor, you know, Robin isn't necessarily cheating...WITH JASON." (subtext: Don't forget you saw her tongue down some random guy's throat in Rochester! I wouldn't want to lose what ground I've gained!)

"Oh Patrick, I know exactly what will make you feel better!" *cue Piz in the park w/ the kids (subtext: Ooh Patrick! Let me show you the perfect family life you COULD be having with me if you'd just dump that dead weight known as my friend, Robin. This should definitely get you into my pants b/c you've talked to me REPEATEDLY about how disappointed & angry you are that Robin didn't give you those perfect family moments you sought once you finally got off your ass & decided to be a dad. Well, Robin may not be willing to be a mother, but look! You have me, St.Lizzie...Whore of the Housewives, ready to take her place & give you the family you so richly deserve!)

Damn, I'm ready to cut a bitch!

clarityfades wrote:Lizzie the whore has really outdone herself this time. You can practically see her subtext floating all around her skank-ass, man-stealing head. First, she tells Patrick to tell her how he's feeling, then...as soon as he does, tries to pretend she gives a flying fuck about Robin or the Scrubs relationship by telling Patrick, "Oh, you should be sharing your feelings w/ Robin, not me." Bitch, you JUST asked him to confide in you. Then, today, WTF was that shit??

"Oh Patrick, it sucks that you think jason & Robin are fucking." (subtext: I can't believe he's fucking her when he could be fucking me!!)

"Oh Patrick, you noticed Jason can be supportive...SOMETIMES TOO SUPPORTIVE." (subtext: If I can convince you that Jason's been banging Robin on the floor of his PH~like he did me~maybe I can get you to fuck me when you're super upset...after all, it worked in the past.)

"Oh Patrick, thank you for defending my honor, you know, Robin isn't necessarily cheating...WITH JASON." (subtext: Don't forget you saw her tongue down some random guy's throat in Rochester! I wouldn't want to lose what ground I've gained!)

"Oh Patrick, I know exactly what will make you feel better!" *cue Piz in the park w/ the kids (subtext: Ooh Patrick! Let me show you the perfect family life you COULD be having with me if you'd just dump that dead weight known as my friend, Robin. This should definitely get you into my pants b/c you've talked to me REPEATEDLY about how disappointed & angry you are that Robin didn't give you those perfect family moments you sought once you finally got off your ass & decided to be a dad. Well, Robin may not be willing to be a mother, but look! You have me, St.Lizzie...Whore of the Housewives, ready to take her place & give you the family you so richly deserve!)

Damn, I'm ready to cut a bitch!

Girl, Lucky I'm here by myself right now because I'm LMAO,

St. Lizzie-Whore of the Housewives!!! AAAHH!!

THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN LIZZIE WHOREDUM

I used to like Liz but hell! since she broke up with Jason shes been a nagginging whore! i mean come on shes been all over Patrick just because shes jealous she couldnt hold on to her baby daddy, now she has to go after someone eles HER suupposed BEST friend, thats a bunch of bull

and Jason TOO supportive HELLO you run to him EVERY chance you get! so you need to shut up!

hasnt smiled huh? SO go to a car rac! Not going to go run around with the angel and her perfect little children!!!! gah come on, now im not a Robin lover but I like Scrubs and this bitch is ruining it!!!! yeah robin may have ppd but LIZ is all over Robins HUSBAND...WEll do we need to flash back to the black out...Fiancees and Husbands dont slow down Liz